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親愛的朋友... Dear Friend...
我寫信給你是因為她說你是一個善解人意的聆聽者... I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand...
...並且沒有和那次派對上遇見的某人上床的打算 ...and didn't try to sleep with that person at that party...
...儘管只要你想，這不過是分分鐘的事 ...even though you could have.
煩請不要嘗試探明我的身份 Please don't try to figure out who I am...
這不是我所希望的 ...I don't want you to do that.
我只是需要知道世界上尚還存在你這樣的人 I just need to know that people like you exist.
如果你遇見我，希望你不要誤以為... Like if you met me,you wouldn't think I was...
...我是那種思維古怪，接受過醫院治療的小孩 ...the weird kid who spent time in the hospital.
我不會讓你感覺緊張的 And I wouldn't make you nervous.
希望我的想法不算是某種僭越 I hope it's okay for me to think that.
你知道嗎，我一整個暑假都沒有和家人之外的人說過話 You see,I haven't really talked to anyone outside of my family all summer.
但明天我就要開始高中生活... But tomorrow is my first day of high school ever...
...這種情況不能再持續下去了 ...and I need to turn things around.
所以，我打算 So,I have a plan.
在我邁出跨入校門的第一步時 As I enter the school for the first time...
...我會在腦海中想像我畢業那天的情景 ...I will visualize what it will be like on the last day of my senior year.
不幸的是，經過我的計算，這兩者之間... Unfortunately,I counted,and that's...
快學青蛙跳，新生們，跳起來！小的們，前進！ Hop,freshman toads. Hop! Let's move it,boys!
...隔著1385天的漫長距離 ...1385 days from now.
一整個夏天都在鍛煉呢，到時候要好好表現 Worked out all summer.Rock hard.
你倆怎麼不去開房呢？ You know,Why don't you guys get a room?
還有1385天 Just 1385 days.
與此同時，我希望我姐姐卡蒂絲和他男友德雷克 In the meantime,I'd hoped that my sister Candace and her boyfriend Derek...
...能讓我跟他們的地球保護社成員坐在一起吃午餐 ...would have let me eat lunch with their Earth Club.
只有高年級學生能參加 Seniors only.
你拿那塑料餐具做什麼？ What are you doing with that plastic spork?
我不想用銀餐具 I don't want to bring back silverware.
德雷克，你可是地球保護社的財務幹事，別用一次性餐具 Derek,you're Earth Club Treasurer.Come on.
當這一請求被我姐姐拒絕之後... When my sister said no...
...我想也許我的老同學蘇珊會想和我一起吃午餐 ...I thought maybe my old friend Susan would want to have lunch with me.
初中那會，蘇珊和我玩得很好，但... In middle school,Susan was very fun to be around,but...
...現在她已經不會再向我打招呼了 ...now she doesn't like to say hi to me anymore.
我把目光轉向布萊德·海斯 And then there's Brad Hays.
在我哥哥加入賓州大學的足球隊之前... Before my older brother went to play football for Penn State...
...他常常和布萊德一起踢球 ...he and Brad played together.
因此我想他或許在看到我時會說一聲「嗨」 So,I thought maybe he'd say hi to me.
但布萊德是高年級生，而我只是我。問好？開什麼國際玩笑？ But Brad's a senior and I'm me,so,who am I kidding?
讓我慶幸的是，一個高年級生打算... On the bright side,one senior decided to...
...從老師而不是新生身上找點樂子 ...make fun of the teacher instead of the freshmen.
他甚至用油性筆在自己臉上畫了跟卡拉漢老師一樣的山羊鬍 He even drew on Mr. Callahan's legendary goatee with a grease pencil.
衝擊鑽可不是玩具 The prick punch is not a toy.
我二十多年前就知道了 I learned that back in 'Nam in '68.
「卡拉漢，」，中尉對我說 "Callahan," the sergeant said...
「把那衝擊鑽放下，去殺幾個黃皮佬再回來。」 ..."you put down that prick punch,you go kill some gooks." （註：gook為越戰時美軍對越軍的蔑稱）
知道後來發生了什麼嗎？ And you know what happened?
我最好的朋友在西貢的一個窯子裡被那把衝擊鑽給搞死了 That prick punch killed my best friend in a Saigon whorehouse.
聽說你在我的班上啊 I heard you were gonna be in my class.
臭小子，重修低年級手工課很值得自豪麼？ Are you proud to be a senior having to take freshman shop,Patty-Cakes?
聽著，我叫帕特裡克 Look. My name is Patrick.
你要麼喊我帕特裡克，要麼就喊我「喂」 Either you call me Patrick or you call me nothing.
行啊，「沒有」 Okay,Nothing. （註：此處老師玩了一個文字遊戲，直接將nothing作為稱呼）
我心底為帕特裡克感到不平 I felt really bad for Patrick.
他的模仿並非出於惡意 He wasn't saying the impersonation to be mean or anything.
他只是想讓我們這群新生感覺更自在些罷了 He was just trying to make us freshmen feel better.
「沒有」，你先來讀一下這段吧？ Nothing,why don't you read first?
好勒。第一章 Alright. Chapter 1.
如何在需要以貶損學生來獲得成就感的法西斯手工課老師的統治下生存 Surviving your fascist shop teacher,who needs to put kids down to feel big.
哦，天啊，太實用了，我們應該接著讀下去 Oh,wow. This is useful guys.We should read on.
我今天的最後一節課是高階英語 My last class of the day is advanced English...
我為自己終於能和學校裡最聰明的學生共處一室而十分興奮 ...and I'm really excited to finally learn with the smartest kids in the school.
活頁本挺漂亮的嘛，娘娘腔 Nice Trapper Keeper,faggot.
她從幼兒園開始成績就是全優，信不信由你 Believe it or not she's gotten straight A since kindergarten.
我是安德森老師 I'm Mr. Anderson.
新生的英語課程由我負責 I'm going to be your teacher for freshman English.
這學期，我們要學習哈珀·李的《殺死一隻知更鳥》 This semester,we're going to be learning Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird.
天才的作品 Genius book.
有誰不想回答隨機課堂問題的？ Now,who'd like to get out of the first pop quiz?
這麼多啊 I'm shocked.
好吧，我們可以跳過隨機提問的部分 Alright.Well,you can skip the quiz...
...如果你們中有誰能告訴我平裝書是由誰發明的話 ...if you tell me which author invented the paperback book.
誰知道？ Anyone?
他是一個英國人 He was British.
連載小說也是他的發明 He also invented the serial.
事實上，在他第一本小說的第三章的結尾處... In fact,at the end of the third chapter of his first novel...
...他描寫了一個用指甲勾住懸崖邊緣的男人 ...he had a man hanging from a cliff by his fingernails.
因此，這也促生了「懸念（吊崖者）」一詞 Hence,the term cliffhanger.
有人知道麼？ Anybody?
- 請說 - 莎士比亞 - Yeah. - Shakespeare.
很好的猜想，但不是正確答案，莎士比亞沒有寫過小說 That's a great guess,but no,Shakespeare didn't write novels.
還有誰想回答？ Anybody else?
這本書的作者是... The author...
...查爾斯·狄更斯 ...is Charles Dickens.
說到這個，如果我們在當時去觀看一場莎士比亞戲劇... However,if you and I had gone to a Shakespeare play...
...那我們需要付上4便士的入場費 ...it would have cost us 4 pennies.
想像一下 Can you imagine that?
我們把那些錢放進一個金屬盒子裡... We would have put those pennies in a metal box...
...這個盒子通常會被引座員小心保存在辦公室中 ...the ushers would lock in the office.
這就促生了一個單詞，叫... And that's where we get the term...
收銀機 Cash register.
如果有人能答出這個，除了期末考試之外的成績我都給你記優 I'll give you a free "A" on anything till the final term paper if you get it right.
票房（盒子辦公室） Box office.
你應該主動回答的 You should learn to participate.
為什麼不舉手呢？ Why didn't you raise your hand?
害怕被當成討好老師的人麼？ They call you teacher's pet?
或者是怪胎？或者是類似的什麼？ Freak? That kind of things?
我以前總被人稱作呆子。得了吧，呆子？ I used to get spaz. I mean,come on,spaz?
我知道你去年過得很艱難 You know,I heard you had a tough time last year.
但有句話說得好 But they say if you make...
如果你開學第一天就交到一個朋友，那就算混得不錯了 ...one friend on your first day,you're doing okay.
謝謝你，老師 Thank you,sir.
不過要是我今天交到的唯一一個朋友是自己的英語老師... But if my English teacher is the only friend I make today...
...那好像也沒什麼值得高興的 ...that would be sort of depressing.
是啊，看得出來 Yeah. I could see that.
別擔心，安德森老師，我不要緊的 Don't worry,Mr. Anderson. I'm okay.
謝謝 Thanks.
我還不樂意重修手工課呢... I would happily not take shop...
嘿，新生小青蛙 Hey,Freshman Toad.
我還要在這裡度過剩下的1384天 Well,I have 1384 days to go.
正因如此，我才想說 Just so I say it to someone...
...高中要比初中糟糕得多 ...high school is even worse than middle school.
如果我爸媽向我問起這事，我也許不會告訴他們真相... If my parents ask me about it,I probably won't tell them the truth...
...因為我不想讓他們擔心我的情況會再度惡化 ...because I don't want them to worry that I might get bad again.
如果海倫姑媽還在的話，我可以和她聊這些事 If my Aunt Helen were still here,I could talk to her.
我知道她能夠理解我是怎樣痛並快樂著... And I know she would understand how I am both happy and sad...
...儘管我還不知道所有諸如此類的感覺源自何處 ...and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.
我只希望我能快些交到一個朋友 I just hope I make a friend soon.
永遠愛你的查理 Love always,Charlie.
查理，快來 Charlie,come on.
這個雞肉辣椒通心粉太好吃了 This chicken paprikash is delicious.
謝謝，德雷克。這是查理最喜歡的 Thank you,Derek.It's Charlie's favorite.
他對於今天開始高中生活這事有些緊張... He was a little nervous about starting high school today...
...所以我為他做了這個 ...so I made it for him.
你現在覺得沒必要緊張了是嗎，小吃貨？ You feel a little silly about being nervous now,huh,champ?
是啊，沒錯 Yes,sir. I do
我跟你說過了 I told you.
對所有人微笑，然後做你自己就夠了 Just give 'em a smile and be yourself.
- 這樣你就能... - 在現實中交到朋友了 - That's how you... - "...make friends in the real world."
你這是在自討苦吃 You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
高中的第一年是不好過，但是... Freshman year is tough,but...
...你今天確實做得不錯 ...you really find yourself.
謝謝，德雷克 Thanks,Derek.
你該對德雷克客氣些的 You know,you could be a little nicer to Derek.
抱歉，那孩子真是挺混的，我受不了他 I'm sorry. The kid's a pussy. I can't stand him.
- 希望你喜歡這盤我混錄的磁帶 - 我會的 - I really hope you love the mix tape I made. - I do.
- 封套是手繪的 - 哦，哇 - The cover is hand-painted. - Oh. Wow.
嘿，查理，你要這個麼？ Hey,Charlie,you want this?
你確定要給我麼？ Are you sure?
他每週都給我一盤 He gives me one every week.
嘿，親愛的，下一首歌可能有些傷感 Hey,Babe. This next one might be a little sad...
...但它讓我想到了你的雙眼 ...but it reminded me of your eyes.
你已經寫完《殺死一隻知更鳥》的讀書報告了？ Did you already do the term paper on To Kill a Mockingbird?
上啊，惡魔隊！ Let's go,Devils!
上啊！ Come on.
- 嘿，「沒有」 - 嘿，「沒有」 - Hey,Nothing. - Hey,Nothing.
哦，去你的，你倆到現在還沒破處呢吧！ Oh,suck it,virginity pledges!
去你的！ Suck it!
嘿，帕特裡克 Hey,Patrick.
嘿！你是和我一起上手工課的那個吧？ Hey! You're in my shop class,right?
你的鍾做得怎樣了？ How's your clock coming?
我爸在替我做呢 My dad's building it for me.
這樣啊，我的看上去就像條船 Yeah. Mine looks like a boat.
你是打算坐這兒還是在等人呢？ You wanna sit over here,or are you waiting for your friends?
哦，沒有，我要坐這兒 Oh,no,no,I'll sit.
順便說下，謝謝你沒管我叫「沒有」 Thanks for not calling me "Nothing" by the way.
這外號還真是個無盡的夢魘 It's an endless nightmare.
那些混蛋還真以為這是他們的原創呢 And these assholes,they actually think they're being original.
- 所以，呃...你喜歡橄欖球？ - 我愛橄欖球 - So,uh... do you like football? - Love it. Love football.
或許你認識我哥哥 Maybe you know my brother,then.
嘿，珊 Hey,Sam.
問個問題，這兒的洗手間還能更噁心點麼？ Question. Could the bathrooms here be more disgusting?
當然能，他們管那叫男士洗手間 Yes,they call it the men's room.
我終於搞定鮑勃了 So,I finally got hold of Bob.
今晚開趴？ Party tonight?
他忙著勾引那個橄欖園餐廳的女服務生和他辦事呢 He's still trying to shag that waitress from the Olive Garden.
我就不信他還能玩出新花樣來 Oh,he's never tossing that salad. （住：toss the salad為監獄黑話，意為肛交）
上啊！ Come on!
帕特裡克！ Patrick!
- 什麼 - 這是誰？ - Yeah. - Who's this?
他是... This is...
- 查理...卡麥基斯 - 卡麥基斯！不是吧！ - Charlie... Kelmeckis. - Kelmeckis! No shit!
- 你姐姐的男朋友是「馬尾巴」德雷克對吧？ - 天啊！ - Your sister's dating Pony Tail Derek,isn't she? - God!
他們都這麼叫他的麼？ Is that what they call him?
能不提他麼？ Would you leave Pony Tail Derek alone?
感覺就像強調「班級」這詞裡還包含了「混球」一樣，帕特裡克 You put the "ass" in "class," Patrick.
我盡量，珊，盡量 I try,Sam. I try.
很高興認識你，查理，我是珊 It's nice to meet you,Charlie. I'm Sam.
那麼，珊，你有什麼計劃？我們今晚要去瑪麗·伊麗莎白家麼？ So,Sam,what's the plan? Are we going to Mary Elizabeth's tonight?
不行，她今個兒往冰茶裡偷兌爸媽的白蘭地的時候給逮了個正著 Nope. She got caught watering down her parent's brandy with iced tea.
我們去國王餐館坐一會吧 Let's just go to Kings.
好吧。比賽完了以後我們要去國王餐館，你來麼？ Alright. We're going to Kings after the game if you wanna come.
你有喜歡的樂隊麼？ Do you have a favorite band?
嗯，最喜歡的應該是史密斯樂隊 Well,I think The Smiths are my favorite.
你沒開玩笑吧？我愛死史密斯樂隊了！ Are you kidding? I love The Smiths!
他們是已經解散的樂隊裡最好的一個。你最喜歡哪首歌？ The best breakup band ever. What's your favorite song?
《比炸彈更響》裡面的《當你熟睡》 Asleep. It's from Louder Than Bombs.
我從「馬尾巴」德雷克的混錄磁帶裡聽到的 I heard it on Pony Tail Derek's mix tape.
哦，這歌感覺大家都愛聽啊 Oh,that works on so many levels.
如果你們想的話我可以拷貝一份給你們 I can make you guys a copy if you want.
艾迪呢？你喜歡艾迪吧？ What about Eide's? You love Eide's,right?
哦，當然了，他們棒極了 Yeah,of course.They're great.
這可不是樂隊的名字哦，查理 Not a band,Charlie.
是市中心的一家唱片行 It's a record store downtown.
我覺得黑膠唱片刻錄的音樂音質要好得多 I think it sounds so much better on the Vinyl.
你知道麼，在珊給我推薦一些「好音樂」之前，我可是很受群眾歡迎的 You know,I used to be popular before Sam got me some good music.
所以，小心點，她有可能會把你的整個人生毀掉的哦 So,you should be careful.She'll ruin your life forever.
好吧 That's okay.
- 嘿，「沒有」 - 嘿，「沒有」 - Hey,Nothing. - Hey,Nothing.
別說了成麼！天啊！這笑話已經老掉牙了！ Let it go! Jesus! It's an antique joke!
都是過去式了！ It's over!
那麼，你畢業後想做些什麼？ So,what are you gonna do when you get out of this place?
我的姑媽海倫說我應該當一名作家，不過... Well,My Aunt Helen said I should be a writer,but..
我不知道該寫些什麼 I don't know what I'd write about.
- 你可以寫我們倆的事啊 - 對啊 - You could write about us. - Yeah.
書名就叫《獵鷹與蕩婦》 Call it Slut and The Falcon.
讓我們去偵破各種案件 Make us solve crimes.
你們兩個看起來感情很好啊 You guys seem really happy together.
你們談了多久了？ How long have you been boyfriend and girlfriend?
他可不是我男朋友，他是我繼父的兒子，我們算是兄妹 He's not my boyfriend. He's my step-brother.
我媽把我那窩囊廢老爹甩了以後就嫁給了他爸，然後我們搬了過去 My mom finally left my worthless dad and married his nice dad when we moved here.
她對此一點都不感到傷心。這是個正確的選擇 But She's not bitter or anything.Make no mistake.
當然了 Absolutely not.
查理，我可沒有貪食症，我只是個吃貨而已 Charlie,I'm not a bulimic. I'm a bulim-ist.
不...好意思,這是什麼意思？ I'm... I'm sorry. I don't know what that is.
她相信有貪食症這種東西 She just really believes in bulimia.
我愛死貪食症了 I love bulimia.
嘿，謝謝你請我們吃飯，查理 Hey,thanks for paying,Charlie.
哦，別客氣，謝謝你們載我回來 Oh,no problem. Thank you guys for the ride.
學校回見？ Maybe I'll see you around in school?
天啊，你能不能小聲點？你會把我們倆搞聾的 God,would you turn that down? You're gonna make us deaf.
聾就聾吧，這才叫搖滾樂 So be it! It's Rock and roll.
- 拜，查理 - 再見 - Bye,Charlie. - Bye,Charlie.
好的，再見 Okay. Bye.
你媽媽說別和卡蒂絲去哥倫比亞 Your mom says Don't go to Columbia with Candace.
- 別去哥倫比亞... - 你閉... - Don't go to Columbia... - Shut...
你要一輩子都粘著你媽麼，德雷克？ Do you always want to be a mama's boy,Derek?
- 我沒有粘著她 - 你有！ - I am not a mama's boy. - Yes,you are!
因為我每一次去你家的時候，每一次... Because Every single time I go to your house,every single time...
閉嘴，卡蒂絲！ Shut up,Candace!
...你都跟一個小賤人似的站在那兒... ...and you stand there like a little bitch...
查理，查理，出去，不要管我們的事 Charlie,Charlie,just go. I can handle it.
別把爸媽吵醒了 Just don't wake up mom and dad.
嘿，看看誰來了 Hey,look who's here.
歡迎回家，海倫姑媽！ Welcome home,Aunt Helen!
哦，看看你們幾個小傢伙，穿得這麼漂亮 Oh. Look at you guys,dressed so nice.
卡蒂絲... Candace...
...你在幹什麼？ ...what are you doing?
你看，我說服他了 Look,I egged him on.
你看到了，他之前從沒打過我 You saw it. He's never hit me before.
我保證他以後再也不會對我動手了 And I promise you he'll never hit me again.
就像海倫姑媽的男友那樣？ Like Aunt Helen's boyfriends?
查理，這是「馬尾巴」德雷克，不是你說的那個人 Charlie,this is Pony Tail Derek.
我能應付他的 I can handle him.
你可以相信我麼？ Do you trust me?
求你別把這事告訴爸媽 Please,don't tell mom and dad.
哦，天啊。他們放了首好歌！ Oh,my God. They're playing good music.
我了個去，我了個去，還真是！ Holy shit. Holy shit. They are! They're playing good music. （註：BGM為 Dexys Midnight Runners 的 Come On Eileen）
起居室日常來一發？ Living room routine?
來！ Living room routine!
- 哈！ - 不好意思 - Yes! - I'm sorry.
- 借過！借過！ - 抱歉！ - Excuse us! Excuse me! - I'm sorry!
- 請原諒 - 抱歉 - Pardon me. - Sorry.
讓開讓開讓開！ Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
天啊，冷死了 God,it's freezing.
霍，你穿的衣服看著挺暖和的呀 Ho,but you wore that toasty costume.
或者你像平時那樣把自己裹得嚴嚴實實的就暖和了吧 It's not like it's cute or original you'd hope it'd be warm.
你還說我呢，穿得跟個土豪似的 Yeah,piss off,Tennessee Tuxedo.
你們確定我跟來沒問題麼？ Are you sure it's okay that I come?
當然了，不過要記住，查理... Yeah,of course. Just remember,Charlie...
- 鮑勃沒有臆想症 - 「他只是有點敏感」 - Bob's not paranoid. - "He's sensitive."
珊... Sam...
...橄欖園餐廳的那個女服務生就是個騷貨 ...that waitress from the Olive Garden,she was such a tease.
你願意嫁給我麼？ Will you marry me?
- 如果帕特裡克同意的話 - 帕特裡克？ - Only with Patrick's blessing. - Patrick?
你就是個在沒前途的烹飪學校上學的癮君子 You're a hopeless stoner who attends the culinary institute.
所以我得說「不行」，不過你勇氣可嘉 So,I'm gonna have to say "no" on that,but nice try.
- 來吧查理 - 哦，還真是戳中要害 - Charlie? - Oh,touche
那麼，查理，這就是派對了 So,Charlie... this is a party.
所謂快活不過如此 This is what fun looks like.
準備好和一群飢渴的女人見面了麼？ Are you ready to meet some desperate women?
來，坐 Here,have a seat.
嘿，女士們，來認識下查理 Hey,ladies,meet Charlie.
- 嗨 - 認識下這群女士 - Hi. - Meet ladies.
嘿 Hey.
- 瑪麗·伊麗莎白 - 愛麗絲 - Mary Elizabeth. - Alice.
很高興認識你 Nice to meet you.
這是查理第一次參加派對 This is Charlie's first party ever.
所以我希望你倆今兒能把口活做得細緻，有意義，情真意切一點 So,I expect nice,meaningful,heartfelt blow jobs from both of you.
- 帕特裡克，你好噁心啊 - 你剛才跑哪去了？ - Patrick,you're such a dick. - Where the hell did you go?
跳舞有點無聊啊，不覺得麼？ The dance was a little boring,don't you think?
你還真是為自己著想啊，我們找你找了半天 You're so selfish.We looked everywhere for you.
你之前應該找人說一聲的 You could have told someone.
你淚流成河了麼 Cry me a river.
我怎麼覺得你自打開始信佛反而變得越來越自私呢 How is it that you've got meaner since becoming a Buddhist.
大概是運氣好吧 Just lucky I guess.
你是走火入魔了吧 No,you're doing something wrong,I think.
- 也有可能是得道成仙了 - 好吧，好吧... - Or something very right. - Yeah,well...
嘿！ Hey!
看看誰來了！ Look who's here!
這不是布萊德·海斯麼？ Is that Brad Hays?
是啊，他偶爾會來 Yeah. He comes here sometimes.
但是他是個紅人啊 But he's a popular kid.
那我們算什麼呢？ Then,what are we?
哦，查理，我知道你想來一塊布朗尼的 Oh,Charlie,you look like you could use a brownie.
謝謝 Thank you.
我跳舞的時候快餓壞了，本來我打算去國王餐館的... I was so hungry at the dance.I was gonna go to King's...
...不過時間不夠 ...but I didn't really have any time.
謝謝 Thanks.
你們摸過這塊絨毯麼？ Have you guys felt this carpet?
這塊毯子手感太他媽好了 This carpet feels so darn good.
查理，查理，你覺得高中生活怎麼樣？ Charlie. Charlie,what do you think about high school?
高中？ High school?
跟屎一樣 Bullshit.
他們管自助餐廳叫營養中心 Cafeteria is called the Nutrition Center.
哪怕外面是98華氏度的高溫裡面的人也穿著皮外套 People wear their leather jackets even when it's 98 degrees out.
不知道他們為啥還把帶號碼的夾克分給儀仗隊 And why do they give out letter jackets to marching band?
那又不是運動項目，我們都知道的 It's not a sport,we all know it.
這孩子上頭了 This kid is crazy.
瑪麗·伊麗莎白，我覺得你會為現在的髮型後悔的 Mary Elizabeth,I think you're really gonna regret that,you know...
等你以後看老照片的時候就懂了 ...haircut when you look back at old photographs.
真抱歉，我是想誇你來著 I'm really sorry. It sounded like a compliment in my head.
- 天啊！ - 好吧，這話挺有道理的 - God! - Well,it's kind of true.
別這樣啊！ Shut up!
鮑勃，你讓他嗑藥了？ Bob,did you get him stoned?
別這樣啊，珊。他挺享受的，看看他那樣子 Come on,Sam. He likes it. Just look at him.
你感覺如何，查理？ How do you feel,Charlie?
我想喝杯奶昔 I just really want a milkshake.
珊... Sam...
...你的褐色眼睛真漂亮 ...you have such pretty brown eyes.
值得自誇的那種漂亮 The kind of pretty that deserves to make a big deal about itself.
你懂我的意思麼？ You know what I mean?
好吧，查理，我來給你打杯奶昔 Okay,Charlie.Let me make the milkshake.
奶昔，聽起來真棒 What a great word. Milkshake.
就好像你對著鏡子一遍又一遍地重複自己的名字那樣 It's like when you say your name over and over again in the mirror...
在一段時間過後，聲音就會變得瘋狂起來 ...and after a while,it sounds crazy.
你之前從沒磕高過麼？ So,I'm guessing you've never been high before?
沒，沒，沒 No. No,no,no.
我最好的朋友邁克爾，他爸是個酒鬼 My best friend Michael.His dad was a big drinker.
所以他不喜歡這一類東西 So,he hated all that stuff.
也不喜歡派對 Parties,too.
邁克爾今晚在哪呢？ Well,where is Michael tonight?
哦，他去年五月朝自己開了一槍 Oh,he shot himself last May.
真希望他留下點遺言什麼的，你懂我的意思吧？ Kinda wished he'd left a note.You know what I mean?
洗手間在哪？ Where's the bathroom?
- 在樓上 - 謝謝，珊 - It's up the stairs. - Thanks,Sam.
你人真好 You're so nice.
查理 Charlie.
真奇怪 Weird.
哦！ Oh!
查理？ Charlie?
- 那人是誰？ - 放輕鬆，沒事 - Who is that kid? - Relax.
沒事，他是我朋友 Relax. He's a friend of mine.
在這呆著 Stay here.
我什麼都沒看到 I didn't see anything.
我知道你看到了，不過沒關係的 Yeah,I know you saw something,but it's okay.
聽著 Okay,listen...
布萊德不希望任何人知道這事 Brad doesn't want anyone to know.
等等... Wait...
- 你磕高了麼？ - 跟塊蛋糕似的 - Are you baked? - "Like a cake." （住：baked除了喝醉的之外還有烘焙的意思）
這是鮑勃說的 That's what Bob said.
他還說你一次不能吃超過3個，不然就會被查出來 And how you can't have 3 on a match because then they'd find us.
當時大家都笑了，不過我不知道笑點在哪 And everyone laughed,but I don't understand what's funny.
好吧，查理，聽著 Okay,Charlie,listen.
我需要你保證... I need you to promise...
...你不會對任何人說起我和布萊德的事 ...that you're not gonna say anything to anyone about me and Brad.
可以嗎？這是我們之間的小秘密 Okay? This has to be our little secret.
我們的小秘密 Our little secret.
贊成 Agreed.
好勒，謝謝 Okay. Thank you.
我們待會聊 We'll talk later.
等著你哦 I look forward to that big talk.
你嘗過比這更好喝的奶昔麼，愛麗絲？ Isn't this the best milkshake ever,Alice?
比第一杯還好喝 It's even better than the first one.
我要和你談談 I need to talk to you.
查理剛才說他最好的朋友開槍自殺了 Charlie just told me that his best friend shot himself.
我覺得他在遇到我們前都沒交過什麼朋友 I don't think he has any friends.
嘿，大家，大家聽著 Hey. Everyone. Everybody.
請大家 Everyone.
敬查理一杯 Raise your glasses to Charlie.
- 我做了什麼麼？ - 你什麼都沒做 - What did I do? - You didn't do anything.
只是想敬我們的新朋友一杯 We just wanna toast to our new friend.
你審視一切 You see things.
洞察一切 And you understand.
你就是一朵壁花 You're a wallflower.
那是什麼？搞什麼鬼？ What is it? What's wrong?
我不覺得有人會注意到我 I didn't think anyone noticed me.
我們之前都沒想過還能遇到這麼酷的朋友 Well,we didn't think there was anyone cool left to meet.
所以，大家舉杯吧 So,Come on,everyone.
- 敬查理 - 敬查理 - To Charlie. - To Charlie.
歡迎來到怪奇玩具之島 Welcome to the island of misfit toys.
- 哦，天啊，這首歌叫什麼？！ - 你也覺得好聽？我不知道這首歌叫什麼 - Oh,my God. What is this song!? - Right? I have no idea.
你之前沒聽過麼？ Have you ever heard this before?
沒有 Never.
帕特裡克，我們走隧道吧！ Patrick,We've gotta go through the tunnel!
- 珊，外面冷死了 -帕特裡克，這首歌多應景啊！ - Sam,it's freezing. - Patrick,it's the perfect song!
不行，帕特裡克媽媽不同意 No. Mama Patrick says no.
帕特裡克，帕特裡克，這裡是珊，珊在與您通話 Patrick. Patrick,it's Sam. It's Sam speaking to you...
- ...我請求... - 准予執行！ - ...I'm begging you to... - I concede!
她要幹嘛？ What is she doing?
別擔心，她老這樣 Don't worry. She does it all the time.
調大聲點！ Turn it up!
瞭解，女王陛下 You got it,your highness.
什麼？ What?
我感覺到了無限 I feel infinite.
親愛的朋友... Dear Friend...
抱歉，有段時間沒給你寫信，我一直在盡力不去成為一個無用者 I'm sorry I haven't written for awhile,but I've been trying hard not to be a loser.
比如說，我試著變得更加積極主動 For example,I am trying to participate...
...我一邊聽著珊的搖滾民謠選集，一邊思考著愛情 ...by listening to Sam's collection of big rock ballads and thinking about love.
珊說，這些歌雖然粗糙而不羈，但卻情真意切，技巧嫻熟 Sam says they are kitschy and brilliant.
我完全同意這一點 I completely agree.
我還寫了一些散文，讀一些課程要求外的書 I am also writing essays and studying extra books outside of class.
安德森老師似乎是個作家 As it turns out,Mr. Anderson is a writer.
他寫的一部劇還在紐約公演過，這事讓我印象深刻 He even had a play put up in New York once,which I think is very impressive.
今年過後他和妻子或許要回去那裡 He and his wife might go back there after this year.
我知道這種想法有些自私，但我還是希望他不要走 I know this is selfish,but I really hope he doesn't.
午飯時間成了我一天中最期待的事情，因為這意味著我能見到珊和帕特裡克 My favorite time,though,is lunch because I get to see Sam and Patrick.
我們一起為瑪麗·伊麗莎白主編的同人志寫稿 We spend the time working on Mary Elizabeth's fanzine..
...講述有關音樂和洛基恐怖秀的事 ...about music and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. （註：洛基恐怖秀為70年代英國有關雙性戀和異裝癖的一部歌舞片）
又被稱為龐克洛基 It's called Punk Rocky.
瑪麗·伊麗莎白是個很有意思的人，她既是佛教徒，也是個龐克 Mary Elizabeth is really interesting because she is a Buddhist and a punk...
但不知怎麼她總給我一種和我老爸結束了一天漫長工作回到家類似的感覺 ...but somehow she always acts like my father at the end of a "long day."
她最好的朋友愛麗絲喜歡吸血鬼，希望能考上一間電影學校 Her best friend Alice loves vampires and wants to go to film school.
她還經常從商場偷牛仔褲 She also steals jeans from the mall.
她家境很好，我不知道她為什麼要這麼做 I don't know why because her family is rich...
...但我盡量試著不去評判這種行為的對錯與否 ...but I'm trying not to be judgemental.
尤其是在我得知去年她們也這樣陪在帕特裡克身邊之後 Especially since I know that they were all there for Patrick last year.
帕特裡克總是沒有正經的時候，所以我費了一番力氣才瞭解到那段故事 Patrick never likes to be serious,so it took me awhile to get what happened.
在他還是低年級生的時候，帕特裡克每週末都會和布萊德幽會 When he was a junior,Patrick started seeing Brad on the weekends in secret.
我想那並非一件易事 I guess it was hard,too...
...因為布萊德每次和他出去都得先把自己灌醉 ...because Brad had to get drunk every time they fooled around.
然後，週一回到學校的時候，布萊德總會說： Then,Monday in school,Brad would say:
「夥計，我實在是醉得不省人事，我什麼都不記得了」 "Man,I was so wasted.I don't remember a thing."
這種情況持續了7個月之久 This went on for 7 months.
在他們最後幹了那件事之後，布萊德終於向帕特裡克表白了 When they finally did it,Brad said he loved Patrick.
接著，他開始哭泣 Then,he started to cry.
不管帕特裡克怎麼安慰他，他口中還是不停地重複著他爸準會殺了他 No matter what Patrick did,Brad kept saying his dad would kill him.
或者是他將墮入地獄這樣的話 And saying that he was going to hell.
帕特裡克最後還是讓布萊德清醒了 Patrick was eventually able to help Brad get sober.
我問帕特裡克，要把這些事當成秘密埋進心底，會不會感覺難過 I asked Patrick if he felt sad that he still had to keep it a secret...
...然後他說不會... ...and he said no...
...因為，至少現在布萊德不再需要借助酒精來愛他了 ...because at least now,Brad doesn't have to get drunk to love him.
我覺得我能夠理解，因為我真的很喜歡珊 I think that I understand because I really like Sam.
我問我姐姐關於她的事... I asked my sister about her...
...她說在珊剛入學的時候 ...and she said that when Sam was a freshman...
...高年級生就常常在派對上把她灌醉 ...the upper classmen used to get her drunk at parties.
我想她或許有過不少風流韻事 I guess she had a reputation.
但我不介意 But I don't care.
如果她以我的過去來評判我的為人，我也同樣會生氣的 I'd hate for her to judge me based on what I used to be like.
因此，我正在錄一盤混合磁帶，借此告訴她我的感受 So,I've been making her a mix tape so she will know how I feel.
哦，該死！ Ah,shit!
- 來一個C！ - C！ - C! - C!
- 來個K！ - K！ - Give a K! - K! （註：啦啦隊或節目表演中常以單詞口號式拆分法來調動氣氛）
- 給我一個 Y！ - Y！ - Gimme a Y! - Y!
- 這是個什麼單詞！？ - 洛！基！ - What's that spell!? - R-O-C-K-Y!
- 大聲點！ - 洛基！ - I can't hear you! - Rocky!
- 再一次！ - 洛基！ - One more time! - Rocky!
無論在菲伊·雷身上發生什麼 Whatever happened to Fae Wray?
那精緻的綢緞帷幕 That delicate,satin draped frame?
懸墜在她高翹的腿上 As it clung to her thigh
每每看見此景，我便不禁流淚 how I started to cry
我亦想穿上 'cause I wanted to be dressed
與她相同的一身華服 just the same
在絕對的愉悅面前 Give yourself over
一切都要妥協 to absolute pleasure
在肉慾的原罪所構成的 Swim the warm waters
溫水間暢遊 of sins of the flesh
那巨大得無可估量的 Erotic nightmares
撩人夢魘 beyond any measure
那值得永遠珍藏的 And sensual daydreams
感官幻夢 to treasure forever
難道你看不見嗎？ Can't you just see it?
喔，哦，哦！ Woah oh oh!
別再作夢了 Don't Dream It
用雙手實現它吧 Be It
這些圖片太棒了，克雷格。你用什麼做的？ That picture is gorgeous,Craig.What did you use?
哦，我懂了，謝謝 Oh,I know,thank you.
彩色膠卷拍的，然後用黑白相紙影印 Color film,but black and white paper for the printing.
我的教授給了我一個A，不過理由都很奇怪 Yeah. My professor gave me an "A," but for all the wrong reasons.
他們中的大多數都是白癡 Most of them are idiots.
等你上了大學就懂了 You'll see what I mean when you get to college.
你的SAT考得怎麼樣？ How did your SAT's go by the way?
1150分 1150.
- 我覺得我能上紐約大學 - 希望可以 - I think I'll get into NYU. - Yeah,I hope so.
1490分，哈佛大學，怎麼樣！ 1490. Harvard. Face!
你還好吧？ So,Are you okay?
嗯，還好 Yeah. Yeah.
不過我拿到SAT的成績單了 But I got my SAT results back.
砸了 Oops.
你可以再考一次的 You can take them again,you know.
是啊，不過我要是想進賓州大學總部 Yeah,it's just if I'm going to Penn State main campus...
...恐怕我還得再高不少分 ...I have to do much better.
真希望我高中第一年有好好唸書 I wish I would have studied freshman year.
我那時候生活過得很亂 I was a bit of a mess.
我下次幫你複習吧 I'll help you study for the next one.
- 可以嗎？ - 是啊，當然 - Will you? - Yeah,of course.
謝謝你，查理 Thanks,Charlie.
這是什麼？ What's this?
一盤混錄帶，沒什麼大不了的 Just a mix tape.No big deal.
我爸媽有套不錯的立體聲系統，所以... My parents have a pretty good stereo,so...
裡面都是有關那晚隧道裡的事 It's all about that night in the tunnel.
我找不到那天我們聽到的那首歌 I couldn't find that song we were listening to...
...不過，我現在還在找，所以... ...but,you know,I'm still searching for it,so...
沒關係的 It's okay.
這些已經很好了 These are great.
尼克·德雷克、棚屋樂隊 Nick Drake. The Shack's.
你的音樂口味真的很不錯，查理 You have really good taste,Charlie.
真的嗎？ Really?
是啊，比我做新生那會好多了 Yeah.Way better than me as a freshman.
- 我以前聽的都是爛歌排行榜前40名上的 - 不是吧 - I used to listen to the worst top 40. - No.
是的，當時就是那樣 Yeah,I did.
然後我聽到了這首老歌 Then I heard this old song.
《滴落的露珠》（Cocteau Twins 的 經典歌曲） Pearly Dew Drops Drop.
我開始想像未來的某天我或許會在大學或者某地的派對上 And I thought someday I would be at a party in college or something.
抬頭就望見站在房間彼端的某個人 And I'd look up and see this person across the room.
讓我自目光相遇的那一刻起就感覺到，一切都會好起來的 And from that moment,I'd know everything was going to be okay.
你懂我的意思麼？ You know what I mean?
嗯 Yeah.
- 希望能起點作用 - 不知道成不成 - I hope it works out. - I don't know.
和克雷格交往對她來說算是自上次分手後邁出的最大一步吧 Craig would be a big step up from her last boyfriend.
亂說 No,shit.
你忘了那個洗車廢柴男了麼？ Who could forget Mr. Car Wash Loser?
我只希望她別再跟那些男人面前裝傻了 I just hope she could stop playing dumb with these guys.
我總是跟她說...別看低自己 I keep telling her...don't make yourself small.
你拯救不了任何人 You can't save anybody.
天啊，你的混錄音樂也太傷感了吧，孩子 Man,your mix is morbidly sad,kid.
為什麼不加點旋律積極輕快的歌呢？ How about something a little bit more upbeat,huh?
珊告訴我你想成為一個作家 So,Sam tells me you want to be a writer.
是啊 Yeah.
你不是寫詩麼，克雷格？ Don't you write poetry,Craig?
是詩在寫我，懂麼？ Poetry writes me. You know?
讓派對熱起來吧 Let's get this party started.
這麼快就寫好啦 That was fast.
- 想再借一本麼？ - 好啊 - You want another one? - Yeah.
好的 Alright.
安德森老師 Mr. Anderson.
- 我能問你一個問題麼？ - 當然 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah.
為什麼好人總是選擇不適合自己的人約會呢？ Why do nice people choose the wrong people to date?
這是在談論某個特定的人麼？ Are we talking about anyone specific?
認為值得，所以接受，這就是愛情 We accept the love we think we deserve.
能試著讓他們明白自己值得一個更好的人麼？ Can we make them know that they deserve more?
可以試試 We can try.
- 嘿 - 嘿！嗨，珊 - Hey. - Hey! Hey,Sam.
我沒看見你進來，怎麼樣？ I didn't see you come in.How's it going?
準備好開始統計和概率的部分了麼？ You want to work on probabilities and statistics?
準備好了 Yeah,sure.
翻開書第391面 Page 391 on your book.
嘿，我幫你叫了早餐 Hey,I ordered you some breakfast...
爸，能給我30美元麼？ Dad,Can I have 30 dollars?
20美元？你要10美元做什麼？ 20 dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for?
珊在準備聖誕節交換神秘禮物的事 Sam is doing secret santa.
這是她最喜歡的 It's her favorite thing in the world.
求你了 Please.
好好玩吧 Have fun.
謝謝 Thanks.
查理！ Charlie!
我從小到大一直喜歡的書 This was my favorite book growing up.
這本是我的，送給你了 This is my copy,but I want you to have it.
謝謝 Thanks.
好好享受聖誕假期 Have a great Christmas break.
你也是，安德森老師 You too,Mr. Anderson.
色塊太難看了 Terrible stain.
做得很好，查理 That's pretty good,Charlie.
你跟我開玩笑呢吧 You've gotta be kidding me.
如果你不讓我過，下學期我還會來的 If you fail me,you get me next semester.
C減！ C Minus!
女士們先生們，我及格啦！ Ladies and gentlemen,I am below average!
- 及格啦！ - 及格啦！ - Below average! - Below average!
- 1210分 - 什麼？ - Guys.1210. - What?
不用再填申請表啦！ No more applications!
不用再考SAT啦！ No more SAT's!
謝謝你，查理！ Thank you,Charlie!
好啦，好啦，夥計們，我拿到了... Alright. Alright,guys. I got...
...好幾條藍色牛仔褲 ...multiple pairs of blue jeans.
哇，真不錯啊，不過... Wow. This is a really tough one,but...
...讓我猜猜...愛麗絲 ...I'm gonna have to guess... Alice.
等等，夥計們...是收據！這次她真的付錢了！ Wait,guys... a receipt!She actually paid!
- 不可能！ - 我太感動了 - Impossible! - I'm so touched.
- 克雷格呢？ - 哦，他回康涅狄格州的家了 - Where's Craig? - Oh,he went home to Connecticut.
不過跨年的時候他會回來的 But he'll be back for New Year's Eve.
真可惜今晚他缺席了 I'm sorry we won't be seeing him tonight.
好啦，大我三周的老哥 Alright,big brother by 3 weeks.
- 你的禮物是什麼呢？ - 我跟你說，珊 - Who's your secret santa? - I'll tell you,Sam.
這可不簡單啊 This one's tough.
我收到了一隻口琴，一本美妙的詩集 I have received a harmonica,a magnetic poetry set...
一本關於哈維·米爾克的書 ...a book about Harvey Milk... （註：哈維·米爾克，美國20世紀著名同性戀政治家）
一盤有《當你熟睡》的混錄帶 ...and a mix tape with the song "Asleep" on it...
這首歌還出現了兩次 ...twice.
我表示我完全不知道是誰送的 I mean,I have no idea.
這禮物實在是基到 This collection of presents is so gay...
我都想自己送自己一套了 ...that I think I must have given them to myself.
儘管你們可能都知道是誰送的... But despite that distinct possibility...
我還是要宣佈一下... ...I'm gonna have to go with...
鼓點起.... ...drum roll...
查理！ Charlie.
- 太明顯了 - 幹得漂亮 - Obviously. - Beautifully done.
好啦，查理，輪到你了 Alright,Charlie. It's your turn.
好吧 Okey dokey.
呃，我收到了 Uh,I have received...
...一雙襪子，幾條褲子，一件襯衫和一條腰帶 ...socks,pants,a shirt,and a belt.
我被要求今晚把它們全穿上 I was ordered to wear them all tonight.
所以，我猜我的神秘聖誕老人是瑪麗·伊麗莎白 So,I'm guessing my secret santa is Mary Elizabeth.
- 哈，為什麼這麼說呢？ - 我也不知道 - Huh. Now,why do you say that? - I don't know.
她有時候就喜歡指揮別人 You know,She bosses people around sometimes.
- 你說什麼鬼呢？ - 抱歉 - What the hell is wrong with you? - Sorry.
其實你的神秘聖誕老人是我，吃驚吧 You'll be surprised to know that your secret santa is actually... me.
為什麼送的都是衣服？ Why all the clothes?
偉大的作家們可都有很多套西服的，人靠衣裝嘛 Well,all the great writers used to wear great suits.
所以你的最後一份禮物在洗手間的衣架上 So,your last present is on a towel rack in the bathroom.
一顆新星 Delve into our facilities.
要從廁所冉冉升起啦 Emerge a star.
哦，太完美了！ Oh,Perfect!
我去的時候能幫我把這個分一下嗎？ Will you hand these out while I'm gone?
等一下，送禮是要匿名的啊 Wait a second.There's only secret santa presents.
這是規矩，查理 There's rules,Charlie.
瑪麗·伊麗莎白，別掃興嘛 Mary Elizabeth,why are you trying to eat Christmas?
發吧，珊 Hand them out,Sam.
好的，瑪麗·伊麗莎白，你的 Alright. Mary Elizabeth,for you.
- 愛麗絲 - 謝謝 - Alice. - Thanks.
鮑勃 Bob.
這個是我的 And this one's for me.
「愛麗絲，我知道你會進紐約大學的。」 "Alice,I know you'll get into NYU."
40美元 40 dollars.
「記得下次把龐克洛基宣傳畫印成彩色的。」 "To print Punk Rocky in color next time."
他真瞭解我 He knows me.
他太瞭解我了 He really knows me.
好啦，查理 Alright,Charlie.
- 快出來吧 - 夥計，快出來 - Come on out. - Get out here,buddy.
- 來啊！查理！查理 - 查理！ - Come on! Charlie! Charlie! - Charlie!
- 查理！查理！ - 別害羞嘛 - Charlie! Charlie! - Don't be shy.
該出來了吧... Come out when...
好呀！ Yeah!
這是我看過最棒的男裝展示！ What a display of man I have ever seen!
- 我們去哪？ - 給你個驚喜 - Where are we going? - It's a surprise.
這是你的房間麼？ Is this your room?
太酷了 It's so cool.
謝謝 Thanks.
你給我準備禮物了麼？ You got me a present?
因為你幫我拿到了賓州大學的入學申請表麼？ After all your help on my Penn State application?
當然給你準備好啦 Of course I did.
打開吧 Open it.
- 我不知道該說什麼了 - 什麼都不用說 - I don't know what to say. - You don't have to say anything.
你生日時沒能到場真是抱歉 I'm really sorry we can't be here for your birthday.
不，沒關係的 No,that's okay.
我只是因為你要回去看你父親而感到難過而已 I'm just sorry you have to go back and visit your dad.
我心情好著呢，他肯定不會影響我什麼 I'm in such a great mood,I don't think even he could ruin it.
我終於把一件事做好了 I feel like I'm finally doing good.
- 確實 - 你呢？ - You are. - Well,what about you?
我剛見到你的時候，你還是個畏畏縮縮的新生 When I met you,you were this scared freshman.
現在看看你穿西裝的樣子 Now look at you in that suit.
就像一個性感的英國學生 You're like a sexy English school boy.
- 伊麗莎白剛才可是把你細細打量了一番 - 沒有吧 - I saw Mary Elizabeth checking you out. - No.
太純潔了你 Innocent.
最糟糕的一類人 Worst kind of guys.
從沒見你來電過，你爸媽又那麼疼你 Never see you coming. And parents love you.
這就像是... That's like...
...愛情中額外的威脅 ...extra danger.
呃，是啊，到目前為止還沒來電過 Yeah,well,it hasn't worked so far.
你之前從沒談過女朋友？ You've never had a girlfriend?
- 小時候也沒和人扮演過情侶？ - 沒有 - Not even a 2nd grade valentine? - No.
你親過女孩子麼？ Have you ever kissed a girl?
沒有 No.
你呢？ What about you?
- 你問我親過女孩沒有？ - 不是！是你的初吻... - Have I ever kissed a girl? - No,no! Your first kiss...
我當時11歲 I was 11.
他的名字是羅伯特 His name was Robert.
他過去常來我家找我 He used to come over to the house all the time.
他是你的第一任男友？ Was he your first boyfriend?
他是... He was my...
他是我爸的老闆 He was my dad's boss.
你知道麼查理，和我睡過的那些男人... You know Charlie,I used to sleep with guys who...
...從沒待我好過 ...treated me like shit.
還總是喝得爛醉 And get wasted all the time.
不過現在我覺得... But now I feel like...
...我有改變的機會了，比如我... ...I have a chance. Like I...
我現在有大學上了 I could even get into a real college.
是啊，沒錯，你可以的 Well,it's true. You can do it.
你真的這麼想？ You really think so?
我姑媽... My Aunt...
...也有跟你一樣的經歷 ...had that same thing done to her,too.
她後來成功把生活帶回了正軌 And she turned her life around.
她真了不起 She must have been great.
她曾經是這個世界上我最喜歡的人 She was my favorite person in the world...
但現在不是了 ...until now.
查理 Charlie...
你知道我喜歡克雷格的 I know that you know I like Craig.
但是我現在想暫時忘記這件事，行麼？ But I want to forget that for a minute. Okay?
嗯 Okay.
我只是想確保那個拿走你初吻的人 I just wanna make sure that the first person who kisses you...
是真的愛著你 ...loves you.
可以麼？ Okay?
好吧 Okay.
我愛你，查理 I love you,Charlie.
我也愛你 I love you,too.
祝你回家過得開心 Have a good time at your mom's.
謝謝，另外聽我說，查理 Thanks. And listen,Charlie...
因為你的生日是平安夜 ...because your birthday is on Christmas Eve...
所以我覺得你不會收到太多生日禮物 ...I figure you don't get that many birthday presents.
我想把我的鍾送你，我可是真心的 I thought you should have my clock.From the heart.
謝謝你，帕特裡克 Thank you,Patrick.
- 拜 - 拜 - Bye. - Bye.
聖誕節快樂，夥計們！ Have a good one,guys!
我愛你們！ I love you guys!
嘿！ Hey!
看看誰來啦！ Look who's here!
- 快過來呀小妹妹 - 嘿，克裡斯 - Come here,little sister. - Hey,Chris.
嘿，親愛的 Hey,honey.
媽，你看起來好苗條！ Ma,you look so thin!
謝謝 Thank you.
查理... Charlie...
- 快過來，晚飯好了 - 哦，好 - Come I got dinner ready. - Oh,good.
- 生日快樂 - 謝謝 - Happy birthday. - Thanks.
許個願吧，親愛的 Make a wish,honey.
看見沒，查理？ Can you see it,Charlie?
這些燈籠標出了給聖誕老人的雪橇降落的滑道 The luminaria is a landing strip for Santa Claus.
你在這裡等聖誕老人... Why don't you keep an eye out for him...
...我一會就回來，好不好？ ...and I'll be right back,okay?
我去拿你的聖誕禮物 I'm going to get your birthday present.
嘿 Hey.
天啊，我想死媽媽的菜了 God,I missed mom's cooking.
你真是身在福中不知福呢 You have no idea how good you have it.
我都開始對披薩反胃了 I'm actually beginning to hate pizza.
你在學校怎麼樣？ So how are you liking school?
唔，我沒有你或者卡蒂絲那麼聰明 Well,I'm no brainiac like you or Candace.
不過我過得還行 But I'm doing okay.
還行？你可是去打聯賽的人啊 Okay? You're playing in a Bowl Game.
你感覺如何，查理？ How are you feeling,Charlie?
不錯 Good.
你懂的 You know what I mean.
今晚症狀沒出現吧？ Is it bad tonight?
沒有，沒有 No. No.
我眼前不會再出現那些畫面了 I'm not picturing things anymore.
就算出現，我也能馬上驅散它們 And even if I do,I can just shut it off.
媽跟我說你現在交了很多好朋友 Well,you know,mom did say that you have good friends now.
如果有什麼問題 And maybe if it does get bad again...
- ...你還可以跟他們說，對吧？ - 嗯 - ...you can just talk to them,yeah? - Yeah.
特別是珊 Especially Sam.
她真的很棒 She's great.
我打算新年約她出來 I'm gonna ask her out at New Years.
我覺得現在正是好時機 Yeah,I think the time is right now.
這東西過多久才會上頭？ How long does this take to work?
在鏟雪麼？ Shoveling snow,huh?
我要把車道清理乾淨 I have to get this driveway clean.
另外，我祝賀你 And then,I'm going to congratulate you...
...終於高興起來了，這是你應得的 ...on being happy because you deserve it.
- 你一小時前說過一樣的話 - 今晚？ - You said that an hour ago. - Was that tonight?
哦，我剛才看見了這棵樹，但是它變成了一條龍 Oh,I just saw this tree,but it was a dragon...
...接著它又變回一棵樹，它騙了我的眼睛 ...and then it was a tree again and it just lied to me.
好了，查理，別怕，把這個給我... Okay,Charlie. Don't freak out.Give me the...
冷靜點 Calm down.
往上看 Look up.
很安靜對麼？ Isn't it quiet?
珊，你有沒有想過 Sam,do you think that if people knew...
如果別人知道你其實是非常瘋狂的一個人，他們絕對不會和你說話的，對麼？ ...how crazy you really were,no one would ever talk to you?
我一直這麼想 All the time.
戴上這副眼鏡吧 So,you wanna wear these glasses?
它會保護你的 They'll protect you.
10-9-8-7-6...
...5-4-3-2-1...
這是我們之間的小秘密 It's gonna be our little secret.
...新年快樂！ ...Happy New Year!
有人逼迫你服藥麼？ Did your older friends pressure you?
沒人逼我，警官 No one pressured me,officer.
我從來沒接觸過毒品，從來沒有 I would never do drugs. Never.
那你為什麼會在早上六點昏倒在雪地上 Then,how did you happen to be passed out on the ground at 6 in the morning?
嗯，我...我實在是太累了... Well,I... you know,I was really tired...
...身體還有點發熱 ...and I was feeling feverish.
所以我出去散步，想吸點冷空氣清醒一下 So,I went outside for a walk,just to get some cold air.
我眼前開始出現幻覺，然後我就昏倒了 I started seeing things.So,I passed out.
你又開始看見那些東西了，查理？ You're seeing things again,Charlie?
沒...也不算... Not... Not really.
西裝不錯 Nice suit.
是我的聖誕禮物 It was a Christmas present.
假期過得開心麼？ Did you have fun on your break?
要比你今天過得開心多了哦，辛納區 More fun than you're gonna have today,Sinatra.
穿得挺漂亮的嘛，傻逼 Nice look,jag off.
我給他打了30通電話了 I called him 30 times.
我們該怎麼辦？再過10分鐘就要開演了！ Well what are we supposed to do? We're going on in 10 minutes!
- 他們在健康課上說的... - 喂？ - They said in health class... - Hello?
我知道。他們說的那些有關搖頭丸的事都是在嚇你呢 I know. They say that about LSD just to scare you.
你確定麼？ Are you sure?
查理，你不要緊的 Charlie,you're fine,man.
夥計們，緊急情況 Guys,we have an emergency.
克雷格又睡過頭了，我得找個人扮演洛基 Craig has flaked out on us again.So,I need a Rocky.
- 布萊德？ - 不要，想都別想 - Brad? - No,No way.
不，我不行...外面那麼多人呢，不行 No,I'm not... There are people out here. No.
查理... Charlie...
...把衣服脫了 ...take off your clothes.
若你搔首弄姿時有何種慾望正潛滋暗長 Then if anything grows while you pose
就讓我為你加滿油後自由落體，落體，落體 I'll oil you up and drop you down Down,Down Down
這還只是粉紅勝景上的冰山一角 And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
你需要友誼之手 You need a friendly hand
我需要真實行動 And I need action
撫摸撫摸我吧 Touch a touch a touch me
讓我縱享自己的情慾 I wanna be dirty
威脅我吧，震懾我吧，讓恐懼填滿我吧 Thrill me. Chill me. Fulfill me
因你為夜晚而生 Creature of the night
因你為夜晚而生 Creature of our night
因你為夜晚而生 Creature of our night?
因你為夜晚而生 Creature of our night
也許我可以當個固定代班或者什麼？ Maybe I could join the cast as an alternate or something?
唔，我們現在滿員了，不過... Well,we're filled up now,but...
...等我們畢業之後他們會需要人手的 ...they're gonna need people when we go to college.
我可以跟他們說一聲 I could put in a good word for you.
- 好的，謝謝 - 嗯 - That'd be great. Thanks. - Yeah.
查理 Charlie...
你聽過霍金斯舞會麼？ Have you heard of the Sadie Hawkins dance?
就是女生邀請男生跳舞的那個？ The one where the girl asks the guy.
就是那個，看起來又蠢又賤 Obviously,it is completely stupid and sexist.
就像別人撒你一身麵包渣你還跟人道謝一樣 I mean it's like,"Hey,thanks for the crumb."
通常我都是拒絕參加的，因為學校的舞會太折磨人了 And normally,I'd just blow it off because school dances suck torture.
不過，你知道的，今年是我在學校的最後一年了... But,you know,it's my last year,and...
- 你想和我一起參加麼？ - 你想和我一起？ - Would you maybe wanna go with me? - You wanna go with me?
我不喜歡肌肉男 I'm sick of macho guys.
另外，你穿著表演服裝的樣子真的很可愛 Plus,you looked really cute in your costume.
那麼，你是去還是不去？ So,what do you say?
- 你就是瑪麗·伊麗莎白吧 - 是的 - You must be Mary Elizabeth. - Yes.
- 很高興見到你 - 我也很高興見到您，卡麥基斯太太 - It's so nice to meet you. - You,too,Mrs. Kelmeckis.
查理跟我說你是個佛教徒 Charlie tells me you're a Buddhist.
- 請進 - 好的 - Please come in. - Okay.
站近一點，好 A little closer together.That looks nice.
佛教徒小姐，笑得再開一點，好勒，不錯 Buddhist,I need you to smile a little bit more. There you go. Nice.
玩得盡興麼？ Are you having a good time?
不太盡興，你呢？ Not really. How about you?
我不知道，因為 I mean,I don't know.
這是我第一次約會，我不知道該拿什麼來參照好 It's my first date,I don't know what to compare it to.
你做得不錯 You're doing fine.
克雷格沒能來真可惜 I'm sorry Craig couldn't come.
是啊，他說他不想參加這種傻逼的高中舞會 Yeah. He said he didn't want to go to some stupid high school dance.
我不怪他，真的 Can't say I blame him,really.
我不懂，如果你喜歡的話，他就該陪你來啊 I don't know.If you like it,he should come.
謝謝，查理 Thanks,Charlie.
祝你初次約會完美結束，這是你應得的 Have a beautiful first date.You deserve it.
我盡量不讓你眼紅我 I'll try not to make you too jealous.
聞一下 Now,just let it breathe.
這房子真漂亮 This is sure a nice house.
謝謝 Thanks.
你不是只喜歡老歌麼？ Don't you just love old music?
是啊 Yeah.
不錯，我混錄了一碟老歌給你 Good. Because I made you a mix of it.
我喜歡讓你接觸那些好的東西 I'd love to expose you to great things.
比如比莉·荷莉戴還有外國電影 Like Billie Holiday and foreign films. （註：Billie Holiday，20世紀中期的老牌爵士女歌手）
這墨爾樂葡萄酒真不錯 This merlot is really fancy.
是啊，我爸喜歡藏酒，但是他不喝酒 Yeah. My dad collects wine,but he doesn't drink.
很奇怪，對吧？ It's kinda weird,isn't it?
有點 I guess.
你爸媽去哪了？ Where are your parents?
他們的俱樂部在開沙龍舞會還是什麼種族主義的東西來著 Their club is hosting a cotillion or something racist.
今晚他們不會回來 They'll be gone all night.
這壁爐也很不錯 That's sure a nice fire.
是啊 Yeah.
或許某天我會說服自己... When I'm done being a lobbyist...
...在科德角找一間這樣的房子住下 ...I wanna move to a house like this in Cape Cod.
- 聽著不錯吧？ - 嗯 - Sounds nice,doesn't it? - Yeah.
你的心跳得好快啊 Your heart is beating really fast.
是麼？ Is it?
這裡，感覺到了麼 Here,feel.
- 查理？ - 嗯哼 - Charlie? - Uh-huh.
- 你喜歡我麼？ - 嗯哼 - Do you like me? - Uh-huh.
你懂我的 You know what I mean.
我想是的 I think so.
別緊張 Don't be nervous.
查理... Charlie...
...我不知道今晚我們進展會這麼快，不過... ...I didn't know how tonight was gonna go,but...
- 這感覺還不錯吧？ - 嗯 - ...it was really nice,wasn't it? - Yeah.
我真不敢相信 I just can't believe it.
我們一起站在人群中的時候 You of all people.
真不敢相信你是我的男朋友 I just can't believe you're my boyfriend.
該死！我爸媽回來了！ Shit! My parents! Shit!
- 快點，幫我拉上 - 好的，等等，我來，就是這樣 - Here,zip this up! - Okay. No,no,I got this. Yeah.
- 拉上來，像普通的拉鏈那樣 - 卡住了... - Just zip it up,like a normal zipper! - Stuck. It's just...
謝謝 Thank you.
週一見 See you Monday.
親愛的朋友... Dear Friend...
抱歉，又是一段時間沒給你寫信了，不過... I'm sorry I haven't written for awhile,but...
...事情好像發展了一場災難 ...things are a total disaster.
我們是真的舌吻了，而且我只穿著胸罩 We're literally making out,and I'm in my bra.
嗨！接著前門開了，我爸媽居然回來了！ Hello! And the front door opens. It's my parents!
我承認，其實 I probably should have been honest about how I didn't...
在學校的舞會之後我並沒有跟伊麗莎白同行的打算 ...want to go out with Mary Elizabeth after Sadie's,but...
但我真的不想傷害她的感情 ...I really didn't want to hurt her feelings.
你知道麼，她人真的很好 You see,Mary Elizabeth is a really nice person...
只不過平時她會戴上一幅厭惡所有人的假面罷了 ...underneath the part of her that hates everyone.
嘿！ Hey!
自從我聽到有了女友就會快樂這句話之後... And since I heard that having a girlfriend makes you happy...
...我一直在努力嘗試像愛珊那樣愛她 ...I tried hard to love her like I love Sam.
我們確定關係已經兩周啦 Can you believe it's almost our two week anniversary?
是啊，我知道 Yeah,I know.
所以，我帶她去參加四人約會 So,I took her on double dates.
你看過的第一部外國電影 Your first foreign film.
- 爆米花要加黃油麼？ - 素食者不吃黃油 - Do you want butter in your popcorn? - Vegans don't eat butter.
努力試著不去在意她喜歡牽手的習慣 And I tried not to mind that she loves to hold hands...
...哪怕她掌心出汗也不想放手 ...even when her hands are sweaty.
我還得承認有些事讓我相當煩躁 And I had to admit something really upsetting. But...
我已經厭倦了接觸她的胸部 I'm tired of touching her boobs.
我總在想，如果她能讓我 I thought maybe if she would just let me pick...
選一次接吻時的音樂 ...the make-out music once in awhile,we might have a chance.
如果她沒有貶低安德森老師送我的那本書 And maybe if she didn't put down the books that Mr. Anderson gives me.
《瓦爾登湖》？我七年級時就讀過了 Walden? I read this in 7th grade.
我覺得這書的名字改成《在無聊的池塘邊上》更貼切點 I would have called it "On Boring Pond."
如果她不會總在我剛從學校回到家 Or if she would stop calling me the minute I get home from school...
除了巴士見聞之外沒什麼可聊的情況下給我打電話的話，我們或許還有機會 ...when I have absolutely nothing to talk about other than the bus ride home.
不過她總有說不完的話 Somehow she finds me things to say.
那頭奶牛就坐在你旁邊，知道麼，你走到哪它跟到哪 That dairy just sits with you.You know,it walks with you.
她又打電話來了？ She's on the phone right now?
查理，你得和她分手 Charlie,you've gotta break up with her.
我可以這樣做麼？ I can do that?
看在老天的份上...我還要用電話呢！ For Christ's sake...I need to use the phone!
我把這本書給你，這是我變成素食主義者的最大原因... I'll give you this book.It's really how I became a vegan...
我知道我該誠實一點 I know I should have been honest...
...但我的腦子越來越不清醒，我甚至開始感覺害怕了 ...but I was getting so mad,it was starting to scare me.
我希望我能找到其他分手的方式 I just wish I could have found another way to break up.
- 嗯..瑪麗·伊麗莎白，我能跟你說個... - 查理，別打斷我 - Um... Mary Elizabeth. Can I talk to you... - Charlie. Please,don't interrupt.
你知道我不喜歡被人打斷 You know I hate that.
事後再看，我對伊麗莎白坦誠相見的方式 In hindsight,I probably could not have picked...
或許不能更蠢了 ...a worse way to be honest with Mary Elizabeth.
- 真心話還是大冒險？ - 大冒險，選誰？ - Truth or dare? - Who are you talking to?
我賭你不敢...親愛麗絲一下 I dare you... to kiss Alice.
做好準備呦 Courage your lions,procreator.
瑪麗·伊麗莎白？ Mary Elizabeth?
薩曼莎說你考進哈佛了 Samantha told me that you got into Harvard.
- 恭喜 - 謝謝 - Congratulations. - Thank you.
這個人到現在還沒給我送花呢 This one still hasn't gotten me flowers.
不過我原諒你 But I forgive you.
嘿，別擔心賓州大學的事 Hey,don't worry about Penn State.
- 你只是被列在待審核名單上而已 - 嗯 - You're just wait-listed. - Yeah.
你們看好啦，超性感的基佬親吻哥特女場面要上演咯 You guys are about to miss some severely hot "fag on goth" action.
- 開房去吧你們！ - 你個怪物！ - Get a room! - You're a monster!
輪到我了，嗯，我想想 My turn. Um... let's see...
查理？ Let's think... Charlie?
- 真心話 - 你的第一段感情怎麼樣了？ - Truth. - How's your first relationship going?
太爛了 It's so bad...
...我經常幻想我們中的某個人會死於癌症 ...that I keep fantasizing that one of us is dying of cancer...
這樣我就不用費心和她分手了 ...so that I don't have to break up with her.
查理？ Charlie?
真心話還是大冒險？ 聽到了嗎？ Truth or dare? Hello?
- 大冒險 - 好啊 - Dare. - Okay.
那就親吻這個房間裡最漂亮那位女孩的嘴唇吧 I dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room on the lips.
注意啦，我說的可是女孩，不是人，夠仁義吧 And notice I charitably said girl and not person...
...接受現實吧，你們這些小賤人們 ...because let's face it,I'd smoke all you bitches.
這下壞了 Now that's fucked up.
瑪麗·伊麗莎白... Mary Elizabeth...
真的很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我親錯人了，抱歉 It was a mistake. I'm sorry.
珊！珊！ Sam! Sam!
我沒別的意思，對不起 I really didn't mean anything by it. I'm sorry
你腦子沒病吧？ What the hell is wrong with you?
我應該回去道歉 I should go back and apologize.
別，查理，相信我，你其實不想回去對吧 No,Charlie,Trust me. You don't want to go back there.
可是我真的感覺很抱歉 But,I'm really sorry.
我真的沒什麼意思... I didn't mean to do anything...
我知道你沒別的意思... I know you didn't...
...但是你聽我說 ...but look.
我本來不想說這事的 I hate to be the one to break this...
...但這種事以前就在瑪麗和珊之間發生過 ...but there's history with Mary Elizabeth and Sam.
是其他人 Other guys.
這些事和你無關 Things that have nothing to do with you.
但你最好避開她們一段時間 But it's best if you stay away for awhile.
哦，好吧 Oh,Okay.
大概要多久 How long do you think?
親愛的朋友，我已經有兩周沒有和他們見面了 Dear friend,I have not seen my friends for 2 weeks now.
那些症狀又開始出現了 I am starting to get bad again.
查理，快點，把衣服穿好 Charlie. Come on,get dressed.
復活節彌撒要遲到了 We're going to be late for Easter Mass.
我馬上來 I'll... I'll be there in a minute.
在天我等父者 Our Father who art in Heaven.
願人都尊你的名為聖，願你的國降臨 Hallowed be Thy name. Thy kingdom come.
願你的旨意行在地上如同行在天上 Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven.
今日你賜給我們食糧 Give us this day our daily bread.
免我們的債,如同我們免了人的債 And forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us.
不叫我們遇見試探，救我們脫離... And lead us not into temptation. But deliver us...
瑪麗·伊麗莎白 Mary Elizabeth...
我每天晚上都在聽比莉·荷莉戴的CD I've been listening to the Billie Holiday CD like every night...
太晚了，查理 It's too late,Charlie.
聽著，我知道，我只是對那天的事感到抱歉 Look,I know. I just feel really bad about what I did.
我心裡亂得不行，就好像我的靈魂出竅了一樣 I just get so messed up inside like I'm not there or something.
誰在意跟誰說去吧 Tell it to someone who cares.
對不起，我只是...我們不是很好的朋友麼 I know. I'm sorry. I just...We've all become such good friends...
好朋友？ Good friends?
你的意思是你和那群我從幼兒園起就認識 Do you mean the people that I've known since kindergarten...
而你才認識了半年的人，算好朋友？ ...and you've known for 6 months? Those good friends?
是，我的意思是我不想破壞我們的關... Yeah. I mean I just don't want to do anything to ruin our relat...
它已經毀了，知道麼？不要再給大家打電話了 It's ruined. Okay? So,stop calling everyone.
別再給自己找難堪了 Stop embarrassing yourself.
好吧，我知道了，再... Okay. I will. Goodb...
我感覺不對勁 Something's wrong with me.
別擔心 Don't worry about it.
嘿，你有帕特裡克的消息麼？ Hey,you heard from Patrick?
沒有，他叫我避開他們 No. He told me to stay away.
哦，你不知道麼？ Oh. You don't know?
什麼？為什麼？發生了什麼事？ Why? Why? What happened?
布萊德的父親抓到他們約會了 Brad's father caught them together.
- 一群小孩突然衝出來襲擊他 - 是北山的一群小孩 - Some kids jumped him outside the O. - It was some kids from North Hills.
你看到他的臉了麼？ Did you see his face?
- 怎麼了？ - 這我就不知道了 - What happened? - It's not what I heard.
- 你還好麼？ - 現在不太好，查理，抱歉 - Are you okay? - Not now,Charlie. I'm sorry.
嘿，「沒有」 Hey,nothing.
抱歉，「沒有」 Sorry,Nothing.
- 你不打算做點什麼麼？ - 你在說什麼？ - You gonna do anything? - What are you talking about?
你家養的猩猩剛才絆了我一下 I'm talking about your pet ape just tripped me.
你不想說點什麼嗎？ Are you gonna say something?
- 我幹嘛要說？ - 你知道的 - Why would I? - You know why.
太可憐了，你對我的執念就那麼深嗎 This is pathetic,man.Your fixation on me.
你想讓你朋友知道你臉上的傷是怎麼來的麼？是這樣麼？ Do you want your friends to know how you got those bruises? Really?
- 我在停車場被人襲擊了？ - 哪的停車場？申利公園？ - I got jumped in a parking lot. - Where? Schenley Park?
你們知道有個叫申利的公園麼？ Do you guys know about Schenley Park?
我不知道你葫蘆裡賣的什麼藥 I don't know what kind of sick shit you're trying to pull.
但你最好現在就給我走開 But you better walk away now...
「沒有」 ...Nothing.
好 Fine.
替我向你爸問好 Say hi to your dad for me.
隨便你怎麼說，死基佬 Whatever,faggot.
- 你剛才叫我什麼？ - 我說你是個死基... - What did you just call me? - I called you a faggo...
你他媽再說一次看看！你他媽再說一次試試！ Say that shit again! Say that shit again!
是帕特裡克！ It's Patrick!
住手！不要！ No! No!
快住手！來人幫幫忙啊！ Stop! Please,they don't stop!
敢再動我朋友一根毫毛，我就戳瞎你們的狗眼 Touch my friends again and I'll blind you.
- 查理？ - 什麼？ - Charlie? - Yeah?
謝謝你阻止他們 Thanks for stopping them.
不客氣，布萊德 Sure,Brad.
你還好吧，查理？ How you doing,Charlie?
不知道 I don't know.
我想不起來我幹了什麼 I keep trying,but I can't really remember what I did.
要我告訴你麼？ Do you want me to tell you?
嗯 Yeah.
你剛剛救了我哥哥 You saved my brother.
這就是你幹的好事 That's what you did.
- 你不會害怕我麼？ - 不會啊 - So,you're not gonna scare of me? - No.
我們能重新做朋友麼？ Can we be friends again?
當然 Of course.
來吧 Come on.
讓我們瘋起來吧 Let's go be psychos together.
我現在和皮特好了 I'm dating Peter now.
他是克雷格的大學同學 He's in college with Craig.
他是個固執己見人，我們常常要為小事辯論 He's opinionated,and we have intellectual debates.
你是個好人，但是我們的關係太不平衡了 You were very sweet,but our relationship was too one-sided.
我知道這對你來說不容易 I know this is hard for you.
很高興看到你又開心起來了 I'm just glad you're happy.
好吧 Okay.
嘿，克雷格，珊一會就下來了 Hey,Craig,Sam will be down soon.
我們看電影要遲到啦 We're gonna miss the movie.
好吧，我去催她 Yeah,I'll go put some pep in her step.
嘿，想出去兜個風麼？ Hey,do you wanna get out of here?
行啊，帕特裡克 Sure,Patrick
我跟你說，查理，我感覺棒極了 I'll tell you something,Charlie.I feel good.
你懂我的意思麼？ You know what I mean?
或許明天我會帶你去市中心K歌 And maybe tomorrow I'll take you to this karaoke place downtown.
另外這條路下面的那家酒吧不查身份證 And this club off the strip.They don't card.
還有申利公園的景色 And the Schenley Park scene.
你這輩子至少得看過一次「水果圈」長什麼樣子 You have to see the "fruit loop" at least one time. （註：fruit loop常用於同志間互相道賀，也可指思維跳躍性很強的人）
哦，老天啊 Oh,my God.
我的人生就像放學後的特別節目一樣精彩 My life is officially an after school special.
狗娘養的！ Son of a bitch!
太像了 It really is.
太棒了 It so is.
你聽過莉莉·米勒的事麼？ So,you ever hear the one about Lily Miller?
- 沒聽過 - 真的麼？ - I don't know. - Really?
我以為你哥哥會告訴你的，這事太經典了 I thought your brother would have told you. It's a classic.
- 可能他說過吧 - 好了，聽著 - Maybe. - Okay.
一天晚上，莉莉和一個叫帕克的男孩來到這裡 Lily comes here one night with this guy Parker.
這是他們兩個人的第一次 And this was to be the night that they were gonna lose their virginity.
所以她做了精心準備，打包了一野餐盒的食物 So,she did it really proper. She packed a picnic.
從家裡偷了一瓶酒出來 Stole a bottle of wine.
一切都很完美，等到他們準備開始辦事的時候 Everything was perfect,and they're just about to 'do it'...
他們才意識到自己沒把套子帶出來 ...when they realize they forgot the condoms.
- 你覺得他們該怎麼辦？ - 不知道 - So,what do you think happened? - I don't know.
他們用裝三明治的塑料袋代替了套子 They did it with one of the sandwich bags.
我去！ Ew!
- 哦，太噁心了！ - 是啊！超級噁心！ - Oh,that's disgusting! - Yes! It is!
來吧，接著說 Come on.Let's keep the train rolling.
講個市郊傳說吧，查理！ Suburban legend. Charlie!
嗯... Well...
以前有個叫雙層史黛絲的女孩 There was this girl named Second Base Stace.
然後...她四年級的時候胸就長得很大 And... well,She had boobs in the like 4th grade...
蚊子咬的吧，太有前途了，繼續 Mosquito bites. Promising. Go.
她讓一些人摸自己的胸 And she let some of the guys feel them.
這就是你的市郊傳說？ That's your suburban legend?
- 你也摸了麼？ - Did you at least cop a feel?
- 沒有 - 哦，當然不會啦 - No. - No,of course not.
你回到家，聽著《當你熟睡》，然後寫了首詩 You went home,listened to "Asleep",wrote a poem...
好吧，輪到你了 Fine! Okay. Your turn.
行啊，我跟你說一個 Yeah,I've got one.
嗯... Well...
有一個人，他是個完完全全的同志 There was this one guy.Queer as a 3 dollar bill.
但他沒有向他父親出櫃 The guy's father doesn't know about his son.
所以，當他的父親某天晚上走進地下室 So,he comes into the basement one night...
...你知道，他本來是要出城辦事的 ...when he's supposed to be out of town.
結果卻抓到他的兒子在和另一個男孩親熱 Catches his son with another boy.
然後，他開始打他的兒子 So,he starts beating him.
可不是幾巴掌就完事了，是動真格的 But not like the slap kind.Like the real kind.
然後那兒子的男友說，「住手，你會把他打死的。」 And the boyfriend says,"Stop. You're killing him."
但兒子卻大喊著：「快出去」 But the son just yells "Get out."
然後... And...
...最終... ...eventually...
...他兒子的男友照做了 ...the boyfriend just did.
為什麼你連一個人都幫不了呢？ Why can't you save anybody?
我不懂 I don't know.
算了 Forget it.
我現在自由了，不是麼？ I'm free now,right?
下一秒，我可能就會碰見我的人生至愛 I could meet the love of my life any second.
一切都變了，挺好的 Things will be different now,and that's good.
我只需要遇見一個好人... I just need to meet a good guy...
是啊 Yeah.
抱歉 I'm sorry.
沒關係 It's alright.
沒事的 It's alright.
我和帕特裡克相處的時間變多了 I've been spending a lot of time with Patrick.
每天晚上他都非常興奮 He begins every night really excited.
他一直說他已經自由了，今晚他就會遇見命中注定的那個人 He always says he feels free,and tonight is his destiny.
但沒過多久，他便耗盡了一切能使自己麻木的情緒 But after awhile,he runs out of things to keep himself numb.
珊收到了賓州大學的來信 Then,Sam got her letter from Penn State.
「請在高中畢業後的暑假 "We will require you to take our summer session at the main campus...
即刻來我校總部註冊開始夏季課程。」 ...immediately following your high school graduation."
她被錄取了，查理 She got in,Charlie.
在那之後，帕特裡克就開始大談大學和未來的事 After that all Patrick could talk about was college and all their futures.
愛麗絲進入了紐約大學電影學院 Alice did get into NYU Film School.
帕特裡克考上了華盛頓大學 Patrick is going to the University of Washington...
因為他想更靠近西雅圖的音樂一些 ...because he wants to be near the music in Seattle.
但他不會不留下什麼光輝事跡就離開學校的 But he wasn't going to leave without organizing the best senior prank ever.
珊在畢業後就要離開了 Sam is going to leave right after graduation.
這些林林總總的事情如此教人激動神往 It all feels very exciting.
真希望它現在就發生在我的身上 I just wish it were happening to me.
尤其是那次我在餐廳失去意識之後 Especially because ever since I blacked out in the cafeteria...
那些症狀再度惡化了 ...it's been getting worse.
這一次我無法驅散在我眼前閃現的各種畫面 And I can't turn it off this time.
同學們，把你們的《了不起的蓋茨比》從後往前傳 Guys,you want to pass your copies of Gatsby up to the front please?
我知道今天是本學期的最後一天 And I know it's the last day...
...但我還是希望各位 ...but if we could just keep it to a dull roar...
...能夠暫時克制住自己的興奮之情 ...I'd appreciate it.
謝謝 Thank you.
同學們，謝謝你們這一年來的配合 Guys,guys,Thank you for such a great year.
我感到非常開心，希望你們也是一樣 I had a blast.I hope you did,too.
希望你們能過一個開心的暑假 And I hope you have a great time this summer on your vacations.
現在有誰暑假想看書消遣的麼？ Now,who here is gonna read for pleasure this summer?
查理，很好 Charlie,Very good.
最後一天了 Last day.
是啊 Yeah.
我知道這和我沒什麼關係，不過你已經決定了麼？ So,I know it's none of my business,but have you decided?
我是誰，你要回紐約了麼？ I mean,are you going to New York?
是啊，我和我妻子都喜歡那裡 Well,my wife and I like it here.
不過我覺得比起寫作，我還是教書更在行些 And I think I might be better at teaching than writing.
你知道麼，查理，我在想... You know,Charlie.I was thinking that...
...也許我明年還能繼續給你寄書 ...Maybe I could still give you books next year.
對啊，沒錯 Yeah. Yeah.
我相信你有一天也能寫出一本這樣傑出的小說 I think you could write one of them one day.
真的麼？ Really?
我是這麼想的 I do.
你是我遇見過最好的老師 You're the best teacher I've ever had.
謝謝 Thank you.
10,9,8,7,6...
...5,4,3,2...
- 自由啦！ - 1 ！ - Let's get the hell out of here! - One!
親愛的朋友... Dear Friend...
讓我跟你說說我們在夕陽下奔跑的事 I wanted to tell you about us running.
落日的餘輝真的很美 There was this beautiful sunset.
幾小時之前，我深愛的每一個人... And just a few hours before,everyone I love...
...剛剛度過了他們高中生涯的最後一天 ...had their last day of high school ever.
我因他們的喜悅而感到快樂 And I was happy because they were happy...
...儘管經過我的計算，我還要在這裡繼續度過 ...even though I counted,and I have...
...1095個無人陪伴的日子 ...1,095 days to go.
我不斷想像著學校沒了他們的圖景 I kept imagining what school would be like without them...
...而他們正忙著準備自己的畢業舞會 ...as they they were all getting ready for their prom.
我姐姐最終決定和德雷克分手... My sister finally decided to break up with Derek...
...和她的閨蜜們出外度假 ...and go stag with her girlfriends instead.
關於珊 And then there was Sam.
自從那晚以後，我常常會看著她的照片 I've looked at her pictures since that night.
懷念她從前無憂無慮的快樂模樣 I like to see how happy she was before she knew.
在畢業舞會後的酒店包間裡，珊知道了 They were in a hotel suite after prom when the truth came out...
克雷格在和她交往的過程中不斷劈腿的真相 Basically,Craig has been cheating on Sam the whole time.
當我聽說這件事的時候，我忍不住回想照片上女孩露出的燦爛笑容 When I heard that,I kept thinking about the happy girl in these pictures.
她不必繼續在這裡度過1095天的時光 Because she doesn't have 1,095 days to go
她成功了 She made it.
這是屬於她的時刻 This is her time.
沒有誰能把這一切從她手中奪走 And no one should be able to take that away.
- 恭喜你 - 哦，查理！查理來了！ - Congratulations. - Oh,Charlie! Charlie's here!
一起來拍一張吧！ Guys,group photo!
我們都要拍張集體照 We should all take a group photo.
快，到圍欄那邊去，裝出老生精明的樣子來 Oh,get against the railing and try to look suave!
就這樣拍吧，這角度好極了 Yeah,this is the one.That's gonna be a great angle.
在她的歡送宴會上... At her going away party...
...我想告訴他，在隧道中度過的那晚 ...I wanted her to know about that night we went through the tunnel.
我第一次體會到被人接納的感覺 And how for the first time,I felt like I belonged somewhere.
明天，她就要離開了 And tomorrow,she's leaving.
所以我想把自己的一部分送給她 So,I wanted to give her a part of me.
這些都是你的書麼，查理？ Are these all your books,Charlie?
- 謝謝你陪我熬夜 - 不客氣 - Thanks for staying up with me. - Sure.
我哥說賓州大學有個叫奧德食堂的餐館 My brother said Penn State has this restaurant called Ye Olde College Diner. （註：Ye Olde為偽古英語前綴性詞彙，用於其他名詞前以營造一種復古的感覺）
你入學的第一晚要在哪裡吃一塊烤太妃糖 You have to get a grilled stickie on your first night.
這是那裡的傳統 It's a tradition.
- 聽起來很有意思 - 是啊 - That sounds like fun. - Yeah.
很快你就會交到一群新朋友了，知道麼 Pretty soon,you'll have a whole new group of friends,you know.
你也不會再想到這個地方了 You won't even think about this place anymore.
我會的 Yes,I will.
我今天和克雷格一起吃了午餐 I had lunch with Craig today.
是麼？ Yeah?
他說他很抱歉... He said he was sorry and that...
...我和他分手是正確的 ...I was right to break up with him.
我開車離開的時候覺得自己好渺小 I'm driving away,and I'm just feeling so small.
我問自己，為什麼我和我愛的每個人... Just asking myself why do I and everyone I love...
...總是會選中那些完全不在乎我們的人呢？ ...pick people who treat us like we're nothing?
認為值得，所以接受，這就是愛情 We accept the love we think we deserve.
那你為什麼一次都沒約過我？ Then,why didn't you ever ask me out?
我，呃... I,uh...
我不知道你在等我約你出去 I just didn't think that you wanted that.
那你想要什麼？ Well,what did you want?
我希望你過得開心 I just want you to be happy.
查理，你還不明白麼？ Don't you get it,Charlie?
我感覺不到到你的想法 I can't feel that.
你是個好人，但是... It's really sweet and everything,but...
...你不能就這樣坐在那，把其他人的生活都看得比自己還重要 ...you can't just sit there and put everybody's lives ahead of yours...
...你覺得這算是愛麼？ ...and think that counts as love.
我不想成為誰暗戀的對象 I don't wanna be somebody's crush.
我希望人們能喜歡那個真實的我 I want people to like the real me.
我知道真實的你是什麼樣子，珊 I know who you are,Sam.
我知道我太過安靜... I know I'm quiet...
...我知道我該勇敢地表達... ...and I know I should speak more...
...但如果你知道... ...but if you knew the things that...
...我大部分時間都在想的事，你就會明白... ...that were in my head most of the time,you'd know...
...我所做的一切代表著什麼 ...what it really meant.
我們是如此相像 How much we are alike.
有著如此相似的經歷 And how we've been through the same things.
你一點也不渺小 And you're not small.
你很美 You're beautiful.
- 怎麼了，查理？ - 沒事 - What's wrong,Charlie? - Oh,nothing.
記得打電話回來 Promise you're gonna call.
我肯定會打的 You know I'm gonna call you all the time.
- 到紐約再見啦 - 沒問題 - We'll all see each other in New York. - All the time.
走了，珊 Come on,Sam.
怎麼了，查理？ What's wrong,Charlie?
- 繫上安全帶 - 到那邊再見 - Put your seat belt on. - We'll meet you there.
別把你姐姐吵醒了 Don't wake your sister.
這是我們之間的小秘密，知道麼 It'll be our little secret,okay?
看，查理，她睡得多香啊 Look,Charlie.She's fast asleep.
別吵醒你姐姐 Don't wake your sister.
我的錯，我的錯 My fault. My fault.
我的錯，都是我的錯 My fault. It was all my fault.
這是我們之間的小秘密 It'll be our little secret,okay?
停下來 Stop it.
停下 Stop.
別哭了 Stop crying.
這是我們之間的小秘密 It'll be our little secret.
卡蒂絲，你弟弟打來的 Candace,your brother's on the phone.
喂？ Hello.
- 嗨，卡蒂絲 - 查理？ - Hey,Candace. - Charlie?
珊和帕特裡克都走了... Sam and Patrick left,and...
...我又忍不住開始想那些事了 ...I just can't stop thinking about something.
什麼？ What?
卡蒂絲 Candace...
...是我害死了海倫姨媽，對麼？ ...I killed Aunt Helen,didn't I?
她在取給我的聖誕禮物的路上死了，所以是我害死了她，對麼？ She died getting my birthday present,so I guess I killed her,right?
我試著不去想這些事，但我做不到 I've tried to stop thinking that,but I can't.
她開的車不斷從我眼前經過 She keeps driving away...
- ...我不斷看到她撞車時候的畫面 - 打電話給警察，叫他們去我家 - ...and dying over and over. - Call the police and send them to my house.
- 我沒法阻止她，我又瘋了 - 不要，查理，聽我說 - And I can't stop her. I'm crazy again. - No,Charlie,listen to me.
爸媽和克裡斯等會就回家了 Mom and dad are going to be home with Chris any second.
我在想...是不是我早就想讓她死了呢，卡蒂絲？ I was just thinking... what if I wanted her to die,Candace?
什麼？查理？查理！ What? Charlie? Charlie!
查理？ Charlie?
我是伯頓醫生 I'm Dr. Burton.
我在哪？ Where am I?
麥威爾醫院 Mayview hospital. （註：賓州著名的心理病院）
讓我走吧，我爸付不起住院的錢的 You have to let me go.My dad can't afford it.
- 別擔心這個 - 不要 - Don't worry about that. - No.
我小時候就常常看到這些畫面 I saw them when I was little.
我不想住進麥威爾 And I don't want to be a Mayview kid.
告訴我怎麼阻止它就行了 Just tell me how to stop it.
阻止什麼？ Stop what?
阻止我再看到這些畫面 Seeing it.
那些生活的片段無時無刻不在我眼前閃現 All their lives. All the time.
你只要...告訴我怎麼讓它停下來就好 Just... how do you stop seeing it?
看到什麼，查理？ Seeing what,Charlie?
太痛苦了 There is so much pain.
我不知道要怎麼不去在意它 And I don't know how to not notice it.
是什麼東西在刺痛你？ What's hurting you?
不！不是我，是他們，每個人 No! Not me.It's them. It's everyone.
從來就沒停止過 It never stops.
你能理解麼？ Do you understand?
你的海倫姑媽呢？ What about your Aunt Helen?
什麼？ What about her?
你看見她了？ You see her?
是的 Yes.
她的人生一片混亂 She had a terrible life.
但是...我是誰，我到底... But... I mean,what am I...
你睡著的時候說了關於她的夢話 You said some things about her in your sleep.
我...我不想在意這些 I... I don't care.
如果你想讓症狀好轉 If you want to get better...
...你必須這麼做 ...you have to.
她... She...
她瘋了 She was insane.
她... She...
查理，你願意讓我幫助你麼？ Charlie,are you gonna let me help you here?
好吧 Okay.
你記得昏倒前你做了什麼嗎？ Do you remember anything before you blacked out?
我記得我從珊家離開... I remember leaving Sam's house...
...走在回家的路上，然後... ...and walking home and...
我在醫院住了一段時間 I was in the hospital for awhile.
關於此事的細節我不想過多敘述 I won't go into detail about all of it.
那之中有些無比灰暗的日子 But I will say there were some very bad days.
也有意料之外陽光燦爛的日子 And some unexpected beautiful days.
最糟糕的一天 The worst day was the time...
...就是醫生把海倫姑媽對我做的事告訴爸媽的那天 ...my doctor told my mom and dad what Aunt Helen did to me.
親愛的？ Honey?
對不起 I'm so sorry.
而最好的日子是探視日 The best days were those when I could have visitors.
我的哥哥和姐姐都會來看我 My brother and sister always came for those...
...後來克裡斯要去訓練營報到了 ...until Chris had to go to training camp.
他今年已經升格為一線球員 He's going to be first string this year.
我姐姐告訴我她在打暑期工的地方碰到了一個好人，他們戀愛了 And my sister told me she met a nice guy at her summer job.
來啦 There he is.
那麼，週四六點再見了，好麼？ So,I'll see you Thursday at 6,right?
我的醫生告訴我，雖然我們不能決定自己的出身 My doctor said we can't choose where we can come from...
...但我們可以決定自己要成為一個怎樣的人 ...but we can choose where we go from there.
我知道這並非完整的答案... I know it's not all the answers...
...但對於我重整散落一地的生活來說已經足夠 ...but it was enough to start putting these pieces together.
願主保佑我們即將受饋的食物 God bless food we are about to receive.
吾以耶穌基督之名感謝您的恩典 We thank You for this bounty in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ.
- 阿門 - 阿門 - Amen. - Amen.
你覺得企鵝隊今年成績會如何，爸？ So,how do you think the Penguins are gonna do this year,dad?
該死的企鵝隊 God damn Penguins.
他們稍微布點防會死啊 I think they're allergic to God damn defense.
他們管冰球叫什麼來著？ What do the players call a puck again?
餅乾 A biscuit.
所以你確定那不是「該死的餅乾」麼？ Are you sure it's not a "God damn biscuit?"
你這是自討苦吃 You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.
親愛的，在你出發前我們要採購點東西 Honey,I think we're gonna have to do a little shopping for you...
對吧？ ...before you take off,huh?
我要幾本書... I need some books...
可以叫查理出來玩麼？ Can Charlie come out and play?
第一晚，我們吃了烤太妃糖 That first night,we had grilled stickies.
太好吃了 It was so good.
你今年秋天一定要來看看，到時候你可以嘗嘗 You have to visit in the Fall.We'll have some. Okay?
沒問題 Definitely.
哦，真不好意思，查理今年十月可是計劃好要再崩潰一次呢 Oh,sorry. Charlie has a breakdown scheduled for October.
嗯，我跟你說 Well,can I tell you something?
我走了兩個月 I've been away for two months.
那完全是另一個世界，一切都比原來要好 It's another world.And it gets better.
我室友凱蒂的音樂品味無可挑剔 And my roommate Katie has the best taste in music.
我找到隧道裡放的那首歌了 I found the tunnel song.
兜風去吧 Let's drive.
我不知道自己是否還有時間繼續寫信給你 I don't know if I will have the time to write any more letters...
...因為我正忙於和這個世界進行更多的接觸 ...because I might be too busy trying to participate.
所以，如果這封信會成為我寄給你的最後一封信... So,if this does end up being the last letter...
...我只想讓你知道，在我升上高中之前，我的生活一片黑暗 ...I just want you to know that I was in a bad place before I started high school.
而你帶著我找到了光明 And you helped me.
即便你不明白我說的話 Even if you didn't know what I was talking about.
不知道這一切是誰人的經歷，也無需在意 Or know someone who's gone through it.
書寫一度使我不再感到孤獨 It made me not feel alone.
因為我知道有些人不會相信這是一個真實的故事 Because I know there are people who say all of these things don't happen.
有些人活到17歲之後便忘卻了16歲時自己的模樣 And there are people who forget what it's like to be 16 when they turn 17.
我知道這一切終會成為往事 I know these will all be stories someday.
當下光鮮的圖景終會變成泛黃的老照片 And our pictures will become old photographs.
而我們終將為人父母 And we'll all become somebody's mom or dad.
但我們現在還活在當下 But right now,these moments are not stories.
故事正在發生，而我就在這裡 This is happening. I am here.
望著她 And I am looking at her.
她是那樣美麗 And she is so beautiful.
世界就在我眼前 I can see it.
你不是一個傷感的故事的組成部分 This one moment when you know you're not a sad story.
你是活著的人 You are alive.
你站在車上，看著燈火闌珊的高樓夜色 And you stand up and see the lights on buildings...
一切都讓你驚歎不已 ...and everything that makes you wonder.
聽著車廂中傳出的音樂 And you are listening to that song on that drive...
和生命中最無可替代的兩人在公路上奔馳向前的時候 ...with the people you love most in this world.
我發誓 And in this moment,I swear...
我們，擁有無限 ...we are infinite.